"Tonight we present a hard hitting expose where we uncover the truth and don't pull any punches in the hardball no spin zone! Ha! Kasey, if that's even her real name, has been described by unconfirmed sources as being perky. Some say she even has a bubbly, positive outlook on life and has even been called cheerful. How does this happen in the modern toon world? How is this even possible to go through her so called toon life being so annoying?" "Okay first, it is my real name, and I think of all of that stuff as good things." "Sadly, even when confronted with the facts she lives in a world of denial." "What facts?" "Facts. In a survey I made up that proves that 99% of the population and especially me find being perky annoying."