I think I may have a magic wallet. I thought I only had five dollars in my wallet but when I went to the store and opened my wallet there was a twenty inside. My wallet had magically turned a five dollar bill into a twenty. Unless, it was the five dollar bill that was magic and not my wallet, in which case I just gave away a magic five dollar bill.
I got a flyer in my door from a Psychic Clairvoyant the other day offering me a personal reading with stunning accuracy. Of course I am not interested. Now if this Psychic was really able to read the future they would have already known that I wasn’t interested and not bothered with the expense of inserting a flyer in my door. It would appear the force is not strong in this one.
Something horrible happen to me last Tuesday. I was in the grocery store at the check out lane paying for my stuff and the cashier gave me the seniors discount. They didn’t even ask me if I qualified for it. I don’t by the way. They just gave it to me. They just assumed I was old enough. I was kind of insulted. Of course I wasn’t insulted enough to give the discount back. Besides I believe age is just a number and you are as young as you feel. And I feel good, I just wish those stupid kids would get off my lawn!
Well our renovations are done and the site has a neat new look. Check out the store where you can now shop by item from the directory. And while you are there why not pick up a nice Kasey and Company mug for your valentine. Or maybe a cool key chain or fridge magnet. Nothing says I love you like a fridge magnet or beverage container.
If you noticed some of the links or graphics on the main site seem to be acting funny. Don’t panic. We are doing a few renovations and things should be back to normal soon. Unless something gets messed up with the interweb code and they break the site. If that happens we’ll let you know when you can start to panic.
Pumpkins are fruits and are related to cucumbers and melon balls and have been grown in North American for years before being discovered in 1584 by French explorer Jacques Cartier. Not knowing what to do with them people in olden days carved faces in them to scare away their relatives. Later on when pie was invented the pumpkins would come in very handy. For best results pumpkin seeds should be planted in sincere patches between the last week of May and the middle of June. They take between 90 and 120 days to grow and are picked in October when they are bright orange in color. The largest pumpkin ever grown is over 1800 pounds. Some might even call it a Great Pumpkin.
Oh boy Turkey Day in Canada is coming soon. It’s on October 10th. Americans have theirs in November because of daylight savings time. I can hardly wait! Turkey Day as we now know it had originated from a mix of European and Native traditions over 30 years ago. Festivals were held before and after the harvest cycles to give thanks for a good harvest, to rejoice together and to argue with your in-laws while watching football and eating stuffed turkeys and smashed potatoes with gravy followed by pumpkin pie. Those pumpkins that were not ripe enough for pies were later cut up and used to scare off werewolves during Halloween.
Well George Clooney is finally getting married. If you want to send the happy couple a gift I would suggest a original cartoon t-shirt or sweat shirt or perhaps a humorous mug from our Kasey and Company Store.
So Scotland has voted and the NO side has won and the United Kingdom stays united. After all the dust has settled one thing remains the same, as it always has been and always will be. If it’s not Scottish, it’s CRAP! Wear your Scottish pride on this neat Kasey and Company T-Shirt in our Kasey and Company Store.
It’s back to school time and if you want to get good grades it’s going to take a lot of hard work plus I find that a little bribery can’t hurt either. Suck up to your favorite teacher this year with a teacher gift from our Kasey and Company Store. I can’t guarantee an A on your report card but if your teacher fails you at least they might have pangs of guilt every time they drink out of the cool mug you gave them.